2007年3月7日 星期三

Amanda(C3)談到她們出國去日本時的插曲。

挖蕃薯的時間到了:D
今天的實驗要做到半夜,無聊翻譯一下,
Amanda在論壇上發表,關於她們去日本時的事。
其實過程蠻糟的,可是很好笑(我真沒同情心:D)
我把她的情緒字眼也翻出來了,保持笑點。

原文發表於TWoP論壇 2006/4/8
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I was going to inform y'all day after the show, but I sat down to type and my heart went to 160 bpm and I went to the ER. I'm fine now...

Ann is just OCD about handling everything and she was saying we could fight the deportation. It was retarded.

After the delerium of the regular show, the 13 hour flight in prestige class gave me full recovery. Others were not so lucky. Cast and crew were on the same flight obviously. Crew had work visas, we did not. They didn't tell us what to say at customs, so we were like "we visiting" they were like "where are you staying, what are you doing, how much money do you have" and we don't know shit, how long, where..nothing...obviously 6 cute girls traveling together, are together. Me, Yaya and Nicole all get through, but Eva and Ann and Norelle and one of the crew are stopped, then they pulled us back too and Michelle the stylist stops to ask us why we're sitting and we're like "go ...go...get the fuck out gooooo" and she was like "whaaaaa?" and they nabbed her too, that's why she isn't on the show after that. The officials wonder why some have visas and we don't. And then all of our answers are retarded and different. We're held in an interrogation room for 8 hours, with smugglers ect. taking us out one at a time. They thought we were hookers or porno people. They (japan) was cracking down that particular week on importation of prostitutes. YAY.

So, our season almost didn't air because they were going to send us back to NYC and then fly back over but scheduling is so tight on the show, we barely skimmed by with 2 days gone.

So they fly us to Guam after 14 hours of negotiatiing and back to Tokyo two days late... we had guards escorting us in Tokyo hotels till we flew to Guam. So after allllll of this, we get off the plane and into the show again. No food, rest, shower...straight to our cambells soup commercial. Gee, I don't know why I seemed tired or un peppy. But goddamn, did they have to do that to my head/ears?...Honestly...an onion with ears.

That's why on the show I said "the flight was soooo long we had to change clothes" I said that in an interview as a joke and they used it to explain our different attire entering and exiting the plane.

So all this is a ramble. Sorry. It was definately something I'll never forget.

It was soooo the production/crew fault. Our Japanese contact, the head exec of all the bullshit to handle really screwed us. Ken Mok gives customs the contact for the Japanese exec and the Japanese exec tells customs we're VISITING OUR BOYFRIENDS. Honestly wtf. I told them I had a fiance and a child and I was visiting a friend and I wasn't sure where she lived. My god.
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爛爛翻譯:
Ann只是對任何事情都感到焦慮,她說我們可以拒絕被逐出境,真是十分愚蠢。

在例行的狂喜後,13小時的旅程給我們充分的休息,但其他部份就不幸了,參賽者跟工作人員都搭同一班飛機,工作人員有工作簽證,我們沒有。工作人員沒告訴我們該怎麼回答海關的問題,所以當我們說我們來參觀的,海關人員就問了:要待多久、住哪裡、身上帶多少錢......;除了六位女孩一同旅行之外,我們卻一點屁都不知道答案。Nicole、Yaya和我通過了,但Norelle、Eva、Ann跟一名工作人員被攔下,之後我們也被抓回去。海關人員開始問為何別人有工作簽證我們沒有?一次一個分別審問,而我們的答案不但愚笨還完全不一致,我們共被滯留在審問室八個小時,與那些走私犯在一起(-.-#)。我們被認為是妓女或色情演員之類的,
日本當週特別注重娼妓走私,YAY(Amanda的文字表情)。

我們那季因為行程太滿了,以致於幾乎完全沒有撥出,我們飛回紐約又再飛回來,足足掠過兩天。

經過14小時協商後,他將我們送去關島,兩天後回到東京,在飛去關島之前,從東京旅館到飛往關島的路上,我們有警衛隨行,在這之後我們總算又回到節目上,沒食物、休息、盥洗....直接進行拍廣告的行程,哎~我不知道我看起來太累還是無精打采什麼的,但天殺的,能不能別在我頭耳上做那種造型?老實說,根本就是長了耳朵的洋蔥!!站長按︰我已經忘了他們在日本拍湯的廣告時是什麼造型了:x。好像是日本頭對吧?洋蔥+_+。

這就是為什麼節目中我會說"旅途太長以致於我們得換服裝",我當它只是玩笑話,但節目卻剪來解釋我們上下飛機的服裝不相同。

只是隨便寫寫,這是我無論如何都忘不了的。

這真的是製作單位的錯,我們被日本的地陪耍了,當Ken Mok讓地陪跟海關連絡後,地陪居然跟海關說:我們是來找我們的男友玩的,這什麼鬼啊!我已經告訴海關,我有未婚夫跟小孩,以及我是來探視朋友的,而且我還不確定她住哪,天啊!
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看完真是三條線,-.-#。

Caridee(C7)的新圖片

Caridee似乎已經受完訓練開始接Case了。
她現在的表現總算像個Model,而不是Paris Hiton。
希望她能表現越來越好。[想不出新的祝福詞("▔□▔)]